$JENSEN: how it died
Jensen the White · Solana memecoin · checked 2026-11-13 18:16 UTC
$JENSEN lost 99% of its value from a high of $131.8K.
GORZ only keeps every trade for 2 days, and this coin died too long ago for a full money trail, so this report only has the key moments.
What happened, step by step
Recorded as it happened. ↗ opens the transaction on the blockchain.
- In the first minuteThe coin was created. ↗
- In the first minuteThe creator bought their own coin. $61 total · now holds ~2.7% of supply. ↗
- In the first minute9 wallets bought in the first seconds and got about 35.9% of all the coins. All of them bought in the same instant the coin was created, which takes planning.
- In the first minute20 wallets bought 43% of the supply in the first 3 seconds. Buying this much this fast rarely happens by chance.
- In the first minute6 wallets sold in the same second (about $26). People don't line up that exactly by chance, so it's usually bots or one operator. It happened 4 times.
- 22 min inIt was down 50% from its high: $131.8K to $63.8K market cap. ↗
- 22 min in12 wallets sold in the same second (about $204). People don't line up that exactly by chance, so it's usually bots or one operator.
- 24 min inIt was down 90% from its high: $131.8K to $12.7K market cap. ↗
- 25 min in141 wallets sold in the same second (about $5,794). People don't line up that exactly by chance, so it's usually bots or one operator. It happened 2 times.
- 1.2 hr inIt left its starting curve and moved to a public trading pool. Many buyers treat this as a good sign, so it often brings a rush of new money.
Did GORZ see it coming?
☠ Risky · 45/100Yes. A few minutes after launch, GORZ rated it Risky.
The warning signs
Snipers: 9 wallets bought within 3 slotsFast bots grabbed coins before regular people could, usually to sell them straight back.
Bundled supply: 35.9% bought in the creation slotA big share was bought the moment the coin went live, before anyone else had a chance. Those buyers can sell into everyone who comes later.
Bundle tool: 20 wallets bought 43% in the first 3 seconds · they sold 37%
Wallet swarm: 12 wallets sold within the same secondMany wallets selling in the same second usually means bots or one operator, not separate people.
What these words mean
- Creator
- The wallet that made the coin. You'll often see it called the "dev".
- Sniper or first-second buyer
- A wallet, usually a bot, that buys in the first moments of a launch.
- Bundled launch
- Several wallets buying in the same instant the coin is created. It takes planning, so it's often the people behind the coin.
- Market cap
- The coin's price × all its coins. A $50K market cap doesn't mean $50K can be taken out.
- Graduated
- The coin sold enough on its starting curve to move to a public trading pool.
- Lost and made
- Money in compared with money out for each wallet. Coins still held count as worth nothing, because the coin is dead.
- Died
- Within an hour of GORZ's check, it fell 80% or more, or trading stopped while it was worth almost nothing.
How players called it
Nobody called this one. New coins show up in Rug or Rocket every few minutes.
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