$ETF: how it died

Enormous Tits Fund · Solana memecoin · checked 2026-10-25 05:55 UTC

$3.1Kmarket cap when GORZ checked it (its highest recorded), 5m after launch

+0%from then to 06:55 UTC

—no dev sell-out seen

GORZ grade at launch

☠ Risky · 50/100

Recorded once, a few minutes after launch, from what GORZ could see at that moment, before it died. Market cap then: $3.1K.

What GORZ flagged

Few buyers yet: most coins like this go quiet within the hour
Creator history: Farm-linked creator: 3 launches measured · 3 died within an hour · 0 dev sell-outs · 3 with Most Wanted farm wallets
1-hour odds: Still near launch price ($3.1K) with few buyers: about 7 in 10 coins like this went quiet within the hour
PvP: 4 coins named $ETF launched within 30 min of each other

Went quiet: trading stopped within the hour after GORZ's check (a dead coin)

Measured 2026-10-25 06:55 UTC.

⛓ Farm-linked · 17 launches measured · 14 died within an hour · 0 dev sell-outs

Counted from earlier coins by the same creator wallet that GORZ graded. 7MNjyuncSfLJeH97zHXTD2GeLZAZzmEkEHdRvA6D9h5S

Wallets from FARM-VC0L held this coin. That group's wallets keep turning up in coins that die.

Nobody called this one. New coins show up in Rug or Rocket every few minutes.

Contract: A8ir8YzGybpao2etK7WnbpHB2TL9HM4Xsq4rPQjDpump

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