$Jensen: how it died
jensen Affairs · Solana memecoin · checked 2026-11-13 02:12 UTC
$Jensen lost 98% of its value from a high of $4.3K.
GORZ only keeps every trade for 2 days, and this coin died too long ago for a full money trail, so this report only has the key moments.
What happened, step by step
Recorded as it happened. ↗ opens the transaction on the blockchain.
- In the first minuteThe coin was created. ↗
- In the first minuteNobody rushed in during the first seconds.
- In the first minuteThe creator bought their own coin. $41 total · now holds ~0.4% of supply. ↗
- 2 min inIt was down 50% from its high: $3.7K to $1.6K market cap. ↗
- 3 min inThe creator bought their own coin. $57 total · now holds ~0.8% of supply. ↗
- 3 min inNew high: 2.1 times its price just after launch. ↗
- 3 min inIt was down 50% from its high: $4.6K to $2.2K market cap. ↗
- 3 min inIt was down 90% from its high: $4.6K to $381 market cap. ↗
- 3 min inThe creator bought their own coin. $88 total · now holds ~3.9% of supply. ↗
Did GORZ see it coming?
☠ Risky · 46/100Yes. A few minutes after launch, GORZ rated it Risky.
The warning signs
Have they done this before?
- The creator wallet: GORZ has results for 15 other coins from this wallet. 11 of them died within an hour.
A pattern in public on-chain data, not a claim about who owns these wallets.
What these words mean
- Creator
- The wallet that made the coin. You'll often see it called the "dev".
- Sniper or first-second buyer
- A wallet, usually a bot, that buys in the first moments of a launch.
- Bundled launch
- Several wallets buying in the same instant the coin is created. It takes planning, so it's often the people behind the coin.
- Market cap
- The coin's price × all its coins. A $50K market cap doesn't mean $50K can be taken out.
- Graduated
- The coin sold enough on its starting curve to move to a public trading pool.
- Lost and made
- Money in compared with money out for each wallet. Coins still held count as worth nothing, because the coin is dead.
- Died
- Within an hour of GORZ's check, it fell 80% or more, or trading stopped while it was worth almost nothing.
How players called it
Nobody called this one. New coins show up in Rug or Rocket every few minutes.
Contract: 5o2cSJ77BrJh1AiB3iJPu6jiPaGR75JxZH7JriCdpump
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