$LaMisery safety check
La Misery · Solana memecoin · checked 2026-11-12 14:41 UTC
GORZ grade at launch
⚠️ Caution · 51/100Recorded once, a few minutes after launch, from what GORZ could see at that moment. Market cap then: $22.2K.
What GORZ flagged- Dev: Sold $66 of their tokens in the last 5 min
- Creator history: Mass launcher: 3902 launches measured · 3121 died within an hour · 0 dev sell-outs · 59 copycat-style names
- Repeat launcher: OP-86BD42: the same team (creator and bundle wallets) launched 4,624 coins; 83% of the graded ones dumped
- Launch tool: Launched with TOOL-F61439
What happened next
Survived the first hour (+0%)
Measured 2026-11-12 15:41 UTC.
Creator's record
🏭 Mass launcher · 3907 launches measured · 3125 died within an hour · 0 dev sell-outs
Counted from earlier coins by the same creator wallet that GORZ graded. K6Eh9fwKkrhVNq6SpRtJn7F4Myi3HUst5QP8x5BKHnR
How players called it
Nobody called this one. New coins show up in Rug or Rocket every few minutes.
Contract: 35hpDTJ1p6XDfDL2G8TSuWJAATeLbmt8vmFRHwTJpump
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